We know you'd like to think your club don't stink
But bring that weak sh*t north, see
Suckas gon' get got by Crew-oo-oo
20. Brek Shea (NR)
The Vancouver Whitecaps wingback got tossed from last weekend's 2-0 loss to Toronto FC after picking up a yellow card for dissent. What the, ahem, Brek did he, ahem, Shea to earn that second yellow? MLSSoccer.com weighed in with the sort of zany, topical humor we'd expect.
19. Portland Timbers (-11)
The Timbers kept on rolling last week with a comeback 4-2 victory over Houston Dynamo. But with Darlington Nagbe (international duty) and Liam Ridgewell (sprained ankle and wastey face) unavailable, Steve Clark in Denmark and referee Jair Marrufo in no position to blow an crystal-clear call to influence the outcome of the game, Portland should be in for a real challenge Saturday at MAPFRE Stadium.
18. South Carolina Gamecocks (NR)
We know it's a different sport, but beating Duke is a national service deserving of recognition.
17. DrunkenCrewzer (NR)
After three weeks, our own Drunken Crewzer's self-titled squad sits atop the GCGBAG MLS Fantasy League table.
16. Norway (NR)
Ola Kamara's home country is now officially the happiest nation on the planet.
15. Tony Tchani's new fashion line (NR)